This evening is completely bonkers. All of this that happened is just wild. I don't even know what to say.

This whole situation has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a suit. It looked totally comfortable. You could say it was the bizarre thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Seriously You Couldn't Believe That!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• My mind is blown
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't believe what just took place. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this giant bird flew down from a tree. It was wearing a tiny hat! I'm not kidding. It just stood there for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I still can't believe what I just saw.

Unbelievable! completely surprising

Can you believe it? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I check here assert this is {thefact. It story appears to be so outrageous, I almost question it's real..

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

You Won't Believe This

This story is absolutely insane. I can't wrap my head around what I've just heard. It's like a bad joke. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Could this be real?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.